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Opeyemi Is In Love With Waje’s Daughter. Read His Open Letter It’s still the season of open letters. So I woke up to a funny mail by a certain Opeyemi who’s mightily obsessed with Waje’s 14 year-old daughter Emerald. Ermmm, Waje’s daughter? Someone is definitely courting trouble. Issokay Dear Emerald My name is Opeyemi, but I call myself Opepwince (@Opepwinc_Nelson On Twitter) because I think I’ve got some vibes to be a future King which means if you accept to be my future pwincess you might also be my future Queen. LOL! ‘I WISH’. Though I don’t know much about you but I what I know for sure is that your name is Emerald Iruobe from Edo state, am I correct?! Don’t bother to answer now, I’m sure we’ll talk more when we eventually see. Just read on darl’ I’m taking this bold move and making this very first step to capture your heart. Reason is, I need the heavens to smile down on us because we practice what the heavens require. Before I move on, I’m sure you won’t believe if I tell you I’ve started telling my friends and my brothers about you. So before I fall too deep without finding anyone to help me out, let me quickly lay it out straight to you that I am looking at you as a rib of my ribs. Can you imagine the picture I’m painting? Anyway, I hope it will also interest you to know I’ve been a devout listener of your mom’s songs. In reality, she makes love sound so real and special and just because I’m a lover of her songs, I want to make you Real and Special. I don’t want to stress you into listening to the numerous songs of your mom, but heyyy, listen to her first line out of her ‘Na The Way’ ft Sarkodie and understand the perfect image I’m talking about. Just before you listen to de song, read from here, she said “Remember, the first time I saw your face, you have a twinkle in your eye and you made me smile, every other day, I had tears rolling down my face, you held my hand and said it’ll be okay…” That’s just a snippet. I’m sure you know your name – Emerald is one of the few precious stones that the Earth possess. You’re a pearl and I wish to keep you as though you’ve just been rooted out and I wish to keep you and refine you – if only you give me a chance. The Question is: Will you be my Lover, Yes/No? Thanks to Banky W.